dont you worry now , open

dearest chinny,

while quite mystical indeed, i have no knowledge of said owl. my own is accounted for. it seems we have a mystery on our hands! have you entertained the possibility that this owl may be a rogue spy, or worse, a hit-owl? you never can tell with strange birds, after all. for all you know he could be covered in scrofungulus. best to be precautionary and polish up your scourgify. you know - just in case. 

yours, piggly wiggly

ps. however your owl found me, of all people, is quite beyond me.
pps. would it shock you much to learn that i know precisely who you are? 
ppps. the owl gave it away

oh chinny cakes,

what, sir, are you insinuating? that i have connections to a vicious cookie and possibly-man-eating bird? rude. i am afraid that you must guess my identity now that you have labeled me as some evil accomplice to this owl-who-must-not-be-named.

bosh. my pet would never be so ill-mannered.

by the by, since you've pegged me as a flatterer, i must say that i think your vader is perfectly lovely. i shall give him a few biscuits to tide him over on his journey back home to you. of course, i already knew he was lovely, as i borrowed him last term to send a letter home... 

yours ever, piggly wiggly

ps. no more clues, you.
pps. surely you know me by now.
ppps. surely you don't know anyone else as silly incredibly witty as i...

dearest ollie...er...chinny,

you wouldn't be trying to pawn that devil bird off on me, now would you? 

cory lovely, you say? hmmm. never heard of her. of course there is one miss cori lovett in hufflepuff...perhaps she is one in the same! i hear she's dazzling. :b  

really tho, ollie, you darling! and you call me the flatterer! i could sneak into the boy's dorm and glomp you. i won't...but i very well could. do you really have a strange owl with you, or are you just being cheeky? and how did vader come to me (unless it's just because he loves me best)...as you know i don't have an owl. i have scamp...and he's not much for delivering letters, the big plumpy.

hugs, c

ps. accompany the lady fair on our hogsmeade outing next?